Haha Lima People Appreciate and Relate to This

1. You think of Fat Jack's as dining out.
2. You know that Dave Thomas copied Wendy's from Kewpee's.
3. Februcherry and Marchocolate are part of your vocabulary.
4. You think LCI is Lima Correctional Institution, not a long distance company.
5. You said, "Kalida with a K"
6. You wonder why the TB Hospital closed, and that its haunted/inhabited by the homeless drug dealers.
7. You have called Lima "The Bean, Beantown, Bean City" and know that we have a city mascot named "Beanie" that is a giant green lima been with a red hat displaying his name.
8. You got hurt sledding at the reservoir or Farout Park.
9. You went to the Ronald McDonald House for an elementary school flied trip (and JDC).
10. You miss Chi-Chi's
11. You wish the American Mall still had the cheap theatre and the cool acrade (with air hockey and lazer tag).
12. You say Square Fair is for squares, but you always end up going anyway because there's nothing else to do.
13. You know where C'ville is.
14. You immediately conjure up a picture in your mind when someone says a person if from- Shawnee, Bath, Elida, Lima Senior, LCC, Perry, or Delphos.
15. You still wonder what happened to the big fountain in the middle of the Lima Mall.
16. You think all milk comes from Hefner Dairy.
17. You use directions to emphasize you're traveling somewhere, pharses such as "going up" to Cleveland, "going down to Cbus."
18. You went to the "Vortex" aka Night Moves with the 14 year olds (or was one of them) that sneak in because there was nothing better to do.
19. You've ever done dounts in a parking lot for an extended period of time.
20. You catch yourself singing the "Pat's Donuts and Creme" and "Yargers can do" jingle.
21. You know the Kewpee has the best hamburgers on the planet.
22. You actually konw what L.I.M.A. stands for LOST. IN. MIDDLE. AMERICA. and that there's a movie about it.
23. You go away to college and think it's weird that Jerry Lewis doesn't own all the McDonalds
24. In August everyone is singing "The Allen County Fair is here."